Helo, my frends
posted by Princessduckling | 11:55 PM
Princessduckling's pond life
I'm stuck with this ridiculous name after one moment of madness when choosing a user name. Welcome to the pond and please join me in bobbing around looking idly for bits of bread and watching out for rowing boats with over-excited small children in. Email the duckling pond
About Me
- Name: Princessduckling
- Location: London, United Kingdom
I'm flippant, sarcastic and not of great use to society. But you'll never find me a troublesome person to sit next to on a bus.
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13 Comments:
"If I put my claws out I can reach your eyeballs."
Helo Oscar - wot nise pink paws yu ahv to mach yur noes!
Oscar, my one true love. Come and live with me now.
Hello Oscar! (rustles plastic bag invitingly)
I do not kare for yor bag thing. I fele lik chewing sum elektrik kabel.
Sure I can't tempt you with a dust jacketed first edition with sentimental value?
Put it on top of the speekerz and weel see.
I'm trying not to feel alarmed that Oscar is carrying on his own correspondence via my blog. He is cleverer than I ever dreamt.
Giv me anover pouch or thee fluffee skaredykat getz it.
Great. I'm being threatened by my own cat. Although I am such a great cat owner that I actually left the house for the weekend this morning without arranging for anyone to feed you, so unless you get very lucky, the next pouch is a long way off, buster...
Ech. Biskitz. I will hav to eet kardbord insted. Or choo plastik.
I wuz lokd out of Sharlot's rome last nite, bah umbug. It iz blatent diskrimanishon. Tess was eting yuman fode, eeeeuw.
Has Oscar been told he is going away for Christmas?
(If he's very very good, perhaps he will be asked to stay . . . .)
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